Buffalo Chronicles - The Zipper

Buffalo definition- anything weird, random or funny that happened during your day.

Was going to a young adult hangout tonight. Decided to stop at my friends house before, she lives next door to the host. Asked her if I could use the bathroom before we went to the party.

Was literally sitting on the toilet thinking “I really want to invest in some good jeans this summer. Maybe I should go shopping this weekend.” Then proceeded to zip my pants with such force that I broke the zipper!!

I called out to my friend “Umm.. I have a problem.”

I undressed and gave the pants to her as she tried to get the zipper back on. I was casually standing in the hallway in my underwear not really thinking… until I turned around and realized I was standing in front of a window right in front of the party!!!

I was thankful I had to change my outfit so hopefully nobody recognized me at the party…