Buffalo Chronicles

Buffalo definition - Anything weird, funny, random or embarrassing that happened during your week.

This past Saturday I had a friend’s wedding and it was also my last day house sitting for a family. I had planned just enough time between the wedding and the reception to pack my bags and move out from the week.

Unfortunately, I was running a little late so I ended up throwing my bags, laundry and shoes into the car. I forgot to take out the trash, so I threw that in as well. I drove to the very fancy country club praying that I could park far enough away that no one would be able to see in my back seat.

You can imagine my horror when I pulled up to the entrance and the nice man greeted me and said, “we are doing valet parking.” Oh please no!

I handed the nice man my keys and watched him drive away, hoping he couldn’t smell the trash in the back seat.